Coloring Books

The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever

  • Bestseller
  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever is one of the funniest & dirtiest coloring books ever! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of sex acts like bondage and gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede”. It is hilarious and sexy and definitely for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And if you have a super horny Grandma, she’ll love it too!

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The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever #2

  • Bestseller
  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever #2 is the sequel to The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever, our bestselling Adult Coloring Book. And it is even dirtier! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of sex acts from Spooning to “Clown Cars” to Facials. It is hilarious and sexy and definitely for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And if you are a member of a super horny furry street gang, they’ll love it too! 

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The Filthiest Fucking Coloring Book

  • Bestseller
  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Filthiest Fucking Coloring Book is one of the funniest & filthiest fucking coloring books ever! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of sex acts like gaping and quadruple penetration and the world-renowned “Rusty Trombone”. It is hilarious and sexy and definitely for Adults only. It’s so sexy that your other Adult Coloring Books might try to fuck it! Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.  It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! 

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The Raunchiest Coloring Book

  • Bestseller
  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

It is hilarious and sexy and definitely for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And if you are a member of a super horny furry street gang, they’ll love it too! 

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The Golden Gilfs

  • This is a parody. Brought to you by the studio famous for porn parodies.
  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity & sexual situations.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 30 pages plus cover

The Golden GILFS Adult Coloring Book is a parody brought to you by the studio famous for porn parodies like SpongeKnob SquareNuts. What happens when your favorite Miami seniors accidentally end up at a gang bang? Silliness and sexiness ensues with Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia! 

This Adult Coloring Book has got 30 pages featuring 30 original illustrations spoofing the popular series. It’s got elderly boobs and senior sexual situations and is definitely for Adults only. It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And if you have a super horny elderly person in your life, They’ll love it! 

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Orgasms Everywhere

  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Orgasms everywhere has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of people orgasming all over the place from gyms to libraries to space! It features some explicit illustrations so it is for Adults only. This book is cumtastic! Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.  It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties!  

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Suck My Crayon

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity & sexual situations.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

A coloring book filled with the dirtiest F**king Swear Words and hilarious cartoons! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself, Suck My Crayon is the Adult coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.

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The Pubic Hair Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Pubic Hair Coloring Book is one of the funniest and hairiest Adult Coloring Books you will ever color! It has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the most popular pubic hairstyles like the Landing Strip and the Postage Stamp and even the Brazilian. The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. The Pubic Hair Coloring Book is a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Or even use it as a reference next time you go to your pubic hairstylist!

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Anal Sex Adult Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Anal Sex Adult Coloring Book features 24 illustrations on 24 pages of the enjoyable act of anal sex! It is explicit and so it is definitely for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And it is great for couples who want to get in the anal sex mood!

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The Porn Coloring Book: XXX Classics

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Officially Licensed VCX Merchandise
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Porn Coloring Book: XXX Classics Edition  is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the most popular movie posters in Adult cinema history! From Debbie Does Dallas to The Long Ranger to The Devil in Miss Jones. The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. The Porn Coloring Book: XXX Classics is a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of classic Adult cinema will dig it!

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Debbie Does Dallas Adult Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Officially Licensed VCX Merchandise
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Debbie Does Dallas Adult Coloring Book is a fun and sexy coloring book version of the blockbuster Adult movie, Debbie Does Dallas. It’s an Officially Licensed VCX Adult Coloring Book with 24 sexy pages featuring 24 sexy original illustrations retelling the story of Debbie and her cheerleader friends trying to raise money for a trip to Texas so that Debbie can join the Texas Cowgirls cheerleading squad! Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. Debbie Does Dallas Adult Coloring Book is a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of classic Adult cinema will dig it!

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High AF Adult Coloring Book

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

High AF Adult Coloring Book is an amazingly funny and enjoyable Adult Coloring Book that makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers!

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I Can Smoke Weed Out of That

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

I Can Smoke Weed Out of That is a fun & funny Adult Coloring Book that is an ode to the inventiveness of marijuana smokers. This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 smoke-filled pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing the many different things that people can use to puff their pakaloco. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It makes a perfect gift for the marijuana smoker in your life.

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Who Smokes Weed?

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Who Smokes Weed? Coloring Book is an amazingly funny and enjoyable Adult Coloring Book that makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.g it!

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Sexy Butts Adult Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Sexy Butts Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many sexy butts!  This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types of asses. It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any butt-lover in your life.

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BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS Adult Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

BOOBS BOOBS BOODS Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many sexy boobs!  This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types of boobs. It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any boob-lover in your life.

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Fetishes Are Fun

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.

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My Naughty Valentine 

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

If you are looking for the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day or any day that you want to say “I love you” then this is the perfect gift for you! Then My Naughty Valentine is an Adult coloring book. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s made by Wood Rocket! And it says, “I f@%&ing love you!”

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The World Famous Gigglestick Activity Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The World Famous Gigglestick Activity Book is an adult coloring book. It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Richard Dickens.

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The Gay Porn Coloring Book 

  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Gay Porn Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring original illustrations of men doing things with other men. And by things, we don’t mean football or auto maintenance, we mean the really dirty stuff! It features some explicit illustrations so it is for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends, loved ones, or anyone basking in their proud LGBTG glory.

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The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains explicit images.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring original illustrations of women doing things with other women. And by things, we don’t mean gardening or covert military missions, we mean the really dirty stuff! It features some explicit illustrations so it is for Adults only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a perfect gift for friends, loved ones, or anyone basking in their proud LGBTG glory.

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Sex Style 

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Collaboration with world-famous artist

Sex Style Adult Coloring Book is an adult coloring book based on Kool Keith’s classic album “Sex Style”. From Kool Keith & WoodRocket. Nudity and sexual content. For Adults Only.

From the mad genius behind Dr. Octagon & the weird minds behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts, comes the sexiest collaboration of all time! Kool Keith and WoodRocket are proud to present Sex Style Adult Coloring Book.

Sex Style Adult Coloring Book is an illustrated ode to the down & dirty songs on Kool Keith’s 1997 classic album, Sex Style. And who better to help rapper Kool Keith turn Sex Style into Sex Style Adult Coloring Book than the masters of Adult parodies and Adult products, WoodRocket.

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The MILF Porn Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.


Huge Dicks

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many dicks! This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types, shapes, and sizes of dicks. It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any dick-lover in your life.

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High AF 2

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

It’s here—the sequel to bestselling the High AF Adult coloring book. High AF 2 makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.

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Porn Parody Coloring Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket’s most popular porn parodies, including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob’s Boners, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Hamilton, Dragon Boob Z, and more! The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!

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Bachelorette Party

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

The Bachelorette Party Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring original illustrations of women enjoying the ultimate girls’ night out extravaganza: champagne, limos, male strippers, and of course hamburgers! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends!

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Kama Sutra Activity Book

  • Adults Only! This book contains nudity.
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!

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Killer Buds

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.

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That’s Trippy

  • Adults Only!
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

That’s Trippy Coloring Book is an amazingly funny and enjoyable Adult Coloring Book that makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! It’s got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations of the most trippy visuals you might experience while getting super blazed.. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.

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It’s 420, Time To Color

  • This book contains marijuana smoking
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

What time is it? It’s 4:20, Time To Color! This Adult Weed Coloring Book makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! It’s got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.

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The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever

  • Adults Only!
  • Size: 8.5” x 11”
  • 24 pages plus cover

What time is it? It’s 4:20, Time To Color! This Adult Weed Coloring Book makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. It’s highly fun! It’s got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.